The Fake Geek Girl is e-central for Chicago-based entertainment entrepreneur Nicole Keating.

 from  The Geek Show

from The Geek Show

What up, kids!!

I've got lots of problems.

I am an instigator.

I love to start shit. Like The Fake Geek Girl blog, started in 2013 as a way for me to document my obsession with the intersection of feminism and nerd culture, now a hub of funny, feminist fandom. Like Fake Geek Girl Productions, webseries (and soon FILMS ~ooooo ahhhhh~) created and/or produced and/or written and/or directed by female-identifying or gender-non-conforming persons. Like Wedding Day Doggies, a mom-and-daughter service that dresses and shuttles your dogs to your wedding or other event. Like a million more ideas currently percolating in my overactive brain.

Do you have an idea that you want to make a reality?

Do you need someone to start some shit for you?

Give me a buzz.

I am an attention-whore.

I love to be make people look. With a background in musical and children's theatre, training in classical acting, and a thriving burlesque persona, I'm well-versed in all the loudest and most annoying forms of performance. The jazz hands subside when I'm on camera or on the mic, delivering honest and relatable performances and presentations. MARKETING.

Do you want people to look at you?

Do you need someone to shout your greatness from the rooftops?

Holler at me.

 "Gimme Gimme" at  The Kiss Kiss Cabaret

"Gimme Gimme" at The Kiss Kiss Cabaret

I am a bossy bitch.

I love to

  Clara and the Nutcracker

Clara and the Nutcracker

I am SOMETHING.

SOMETHING ABOUT IF YOU WANT ME TO DIRECT YOUR SHOW, WRITE A PIECE, ACT, DANCE, HOST, ENTERTAIN, ETC.