Artist Crush: David Trumble's Princesses

David Trumble is a political cartoonist, and he's given us a gift.

Look how pretty H-Tubs is when she smiles and wears some makeup!

Look how pretty H-Tubs is when she smiles and wears some makeup!

THE GIFT OF DISNEY.

I know there are mosquitos but Janey G looks so fetch in those shorts.

I know there are mosquitos but Janey G looks so fetch in those shorts.

J/K, these aren't actually pieces Disney fanart. Mos def satire.

Quoth Trumble, "Our cultural ideal of a woman is this princess mould that has been captured by too many cartoon media outlets, books and movies. Being an ideal woman has come to mean squeezing your individual greatness into this archetype."

That's what the SCOTUS robes are missing! Matching black chokers!

That's what the SCOTUS robes are missing! Matching black chokers!

"My drawings are meant to convey that greatness in women exists in our history books and before our eyes, and they do NOT fit into these moulds, and importantly, they never needed to in order to be who they became, and so it's time to take away this artifice of expectation."

Maybe our sisters in the Second Wave would have been more effective if they posed more like animated ingenues.

Maybe our sisters in the Second Wave would have been more effective if they posed more like animated ingenues.

"We as a society have embraced an archetype that does not serve our daughters. We have to change our consumer habits, before others will change what they sell to our daughters."

Okay, this is just Tiana all growed up.

Okay, this is just Tiana all growed up.

TBH, a part of me wishes these weren't satire, because then I'd be real mad. The madder I get, the meaner I am. And the meaner I am, the funnier and more relevant my jokes are. #GetEnragedStayEngaged

Susie is two skirt tugs away from showing us some sweet 19th century ankle because suffrage and strippage are not mutually exclusive.

Susie is two skirt tugs away from showing us some sweet 19th century ankle because suffrage and strippage are not mutually exclusive.

10 Points to Gryffindor...for looking fly AF!

10 Points to Gryffindor...for looking fly AF!

Little known fact: radium is the main ingredient in all love potions.

Little known fact: radium is the main ingredient in all love potions.

*SIGH* If only she was Princess 2016.

*SIGH* If only she was Princess 2016.

Last but not least, my favorite: Anne Frank, Holocaust Princess.

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