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10 Protest Signs to Flatter Any Figure

Fake Geek GirlComment
10 Protest Signs to Flatter Any Figure

WHAT UP, NASTY WOMEN!?

On Sunday, I wrote about how much I'm digging the protest fad sweeping the nation. A less-discussed benefit of marching is, well, marching! Guys, walking burns so many calories! Like, at least two calories per minute!

WE ARE GONNA BE SO FIT FOR THE REVOLUTION.

But while we work on marching away those pounds, we want to convince our sisters and brothers that we're already skinny as hell. Here are some signs that will help you hide your problem areas and highlight your BADASS FEMINISM.